Burscough

where dead dreams go to die again

small village off Ormskirk, Lancashire, near Liverpool, Wigan and Preston, full of pikeys and a few emo's

dont go there unless you absolutely have to, oh and it's inbred too

scene 1:

Tim: "shall we go to Burscough?"

Dave: "dear god no, I dont want to shag my sister thanks"

Tim: "I do"

scene 2:
fake scouse girl:" ey mate lets go down the trainey and get bevyed off white lightning.

fake scous lad: alrite giiiiiirrrrl, give us a nosh while were derrrr!

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burscough

middle grounds between sco eds skem eds scousers and the farmers

could catch a left hand from big steeve down at the local

you comin down burscough for the scrap later laaaa

Burscough

A town in the UK, not claimed by the prestonians or the scousers, they get bullied by prestonians for being scouse, and bullied by the scouse for being fake scousers, the community consists half of chavvy wannabe scousers, and the other half is farmers who sound prestonian

"where'd you live?"
"Burscough, it's the shithole between scouse land and the northern cunts"