missile twink

Similar to a twink, but is obsessed with being penetrated by men with large penises.

I'd go for him, but he's a missile twink...talk about throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.

It took two of us to satisfy him...had no idea he was a missile twink.

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Trumpileptic

An individual whom (when exposed to anything Trump-related) is likely to exhibit signs similar to epilepsy, including involuntary vocalizations and muscle contractions. The exact causes of Trumpilepsy are unknown, but most sufferers are known to hold varying and strange notions as to the definition of the word "fact." Trumpilepsy attacks are often preceded by vicious verbal attacks, as well as displays of extreme anger and anxiety--typically when their delusions are challenged.

I said Trump was the lesser of two evils--and this Trumpileptic completely had an episode, cursing and yelling and shaking. It was scary.

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