squirrel

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.

The invasion of Iraq

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bridge

1. Noun - One of the most popular card games in the world. Beats Spades, hands-down.

2. Noun - A structure that connects two landmasses. Usually passes over water, and comes in different types, such as suspension, ect.

3. Verb - To jack off.

4. Verb - To make a connection between two ideas.

1. I'd much rather play Bridge than Spades.

2. I think we have to cross the Golden Gate Bridge.

3. Ha! You got caught bridging by your mom!

4. Matt's idea bridged together the two related theories.

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bull shitter

1. a) Some idiot who wants to be cool so he lies.
b) Some idiot who thinks hes 1337 and lies to make n00bs believe him.
2. see Embargo

Embargo: Haha u guys are noob ill end u with my +11 tsu
God: quit being a bull shitter u fucking N00B

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jachimo

The Wink Nation

Jachimo Is The Wink Nation

kanaba

The oldest surviving word on the planet, more commonly spelled "cannabis" now, it is around 8000 years old

sumarian: "this is some killer kanaba, i bet it would make a good shirt but im just going to smoke it"

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silicon valley

south bay where there are a lot of high tech companies

Wow u work in Silicon Valley. U must be one rich programmer

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jobby jobby

a particularly long jobby

why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well?

Of course I did, I cannot resist a good jobby jobby

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