whoooof

The sound of a gay mans fart! When the wind passes through the anus without vibrating the walls due to the enlarged cavity.

Hey Ronny, did you hear that? Sounds windy out. Sorry, I've got gas. "Whoooof"!

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Twat in a Knot

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.

The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!

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Pudding Fart

When a fart is so thick, moist and aggressive it delivers a deep bass that sounds like they farted directly into a bowl of pudding.

Nothing ruins Sunday Mass quite like a Pudding Fart!

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