Presely

Presley is weird and makes weird noises but is very funny

"Hey presely"
"ARGH ARGH ARGH"

Steve

a dad probably beats your mother but is also extremely christian

"My dad beats my mom"

"oh his name must be steve"
"Yeah how did you know!"

Steve

Reads the Bible 24/7 but also probably beats your mother

"my dad beats my mom"
"Oh his name must be steve"
"It is! how did you know?!"