Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

Hebophile

Someone who likes to snatch up little kids and go 50 Shades Of Grey them in his/her creepy van.

Look at that person doesn't he look like a hebophile

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Day Late

Being super slow and not quite getting it.

Dude, He's being day late. I don't think he knows what he's doing or saying. He's being worse than a blonde.