JTC

Janice the Cunt

Sung to the spider man theme jingle:

JTC, JTC
Been a bitch for eternity
Always right, never wrong
Singing an endless victim song
Look out! Here comes JTC.

Scheming cunt, what the fuck
Smells like the back of a garbage truck
What you get, is not what you see
This months scam is to Ha-wai'i
That's right, leave it to JTC.

Mrs. Hoffman

The bitchy old hag across the street that doesn't want neighborhood kids to have any fun. Always calling the parents and the cops.

Mrs. Hoffman ratted us out again and then left. Let's go bag her house with rotten eggs.