Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

FBI

The special people who come to visit when you commit tax fraud

Alfred: im not paying taxes today

FBI man #1: FBI OPEN UP

Paedophile

Wrong way of spelling "pedophile"

British person: "paedophile"

American person: THATS NOW YOU YOU SPELLIT GRR

Pedo

A prefix (latin root), meaning "to walk"

"pedestrian" "pedometer"