Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

Shine on

To pretend you like something or someone when you really don't.

That waitress kept calling me sweetie... Oh that shine on is just for a better tip

Jimmy

A name so cool James wants it

Hi I'm Jimmy

*narrows eyes* Are you sure?
No I'm really a James. *frowny face*

Mind

Mind is an intangible concept; AkA: The god of psychiatry and psychology.

A nonsense topic about what someone else not you may be sensing? Mind.

Phatcamp

Where dudes that like big asses are hanging out trying to see thots and pawgs.

Man it was such a sausage fest at the club last night... Oh you mean it was a Phatcamp? Yeah Bruh.

pinged

Winning a game with the least amount of effort acting like it is going to be difficult using a strenuous posture to fake out the opponent.

I thought it was gonna be a smashing pong and instead I got pinged.

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.