Denis Leary

A poor mans Bill Hicks.

Bill = "We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums."
Denis = "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is stood right next to him, not one bullet. Explain that to me?"

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Californication

n. A California vacation taken by a lonely older chick, usually from someplace crappy like Rochester, NY, for purposes of getting laid by some guy half her age she met on teh internet.

Wow, Amy, tell us all about how you worked Knny on your Californication!

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