Bra soup

On a hot summer day the collection of sweat and possibly lactate in a woman's bra.

Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.

Rex: Julie why are you fanning and lifting your shirt so often?

Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.

Chuck don't pay for strange

America knows that.

Chuck don't pay for strange.

Winnersville book

Also referred to as a Klahiam or yearbook.
Usually for people who live in a seriously corroded past. Only those who were jocks, popular, unpopular, or female read them.
Even still a great way to make up stories around future girlfriends.

Remember high School, that's when everyone felt like a winner let's get out the winnersville book!

Winnersville book; hippies hate them. Jocks love them. Psychos hate them. Conservatives love them. Religious types hate them. Immature adults love them. Photographers relish them. Grown women adore them.

Pifer Cub

Noun. If you've heard the story of the hiker who gets violated by the bear this isn't it.

Jof: that's why I was with this woman named pifer last night she taught me something I never knew about.

Edward: well what the hell was it?

Jof: She sat down.

Pifer Cub; Watch out for Shane no shame.

Goatsmith

A man who gets as many or few women he wants in life and fucks every one of them for hours, Greatest. Of. All. Time. Superior. Maximum. Intercourse. Twat. Hammering.

I watch some wicked goatsmith porn last night I must have been born under the wrong sign, I couldn't possibly keep up.

Goatsmith; the most satanic straight porn of all time.

If the Messiah fucked he definitely be a goatsmith!