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A book similar to a dicktionary, but has pics of millions of hot chicks from around the world.
Jessica Alba and J-Lo are in the first page of the chicktionary
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when a woman (usually some hot chick) doesn't wear a bra so some random dude can come up, reach up her shirt (or just take it off), and feel on her boob(s).
"see that chick right there?"
"ya"
"well, she's braless. let's go take off her shirt"
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Someone's balls that are so hard, that being kicked in the area doesn't affect him and he doesn't even feel it.
Maria: "OMG, I just heard John has some balls of steel"
Ashley: "I know! He let me play tennis on them last night."
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the state of being so fucking ugly, no one looks at you and you break your bathroom mirror every time you look into it
Johnathan's mirror broke while brushing his hair because he is a shit face
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Also called "iTouch"
This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch
Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
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The ass of a girl that is so big, so round, so soft, you can't resist to stick your dick in it.
dayum, look at that awesome butt
i know, my dick just went power ranger on me
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