FAG

A FAG is a “Fit Alcoholic Gambler”—someone who’s in great shape but has a habit of getting drunk and making reckless bets. Despite their disciplined fitness lifestyle, they can’t resist a high-stakes gamble after a few drinks.

• “Togi is the ultimate FAG. He deadlifts 500 lbs but loses it all at the blackjack table after two shots.”

• “Being a FAG isn’t about losing—it’s about the thrill of the bet, even when you’re hammered.”

• “Gym in the morning, casino at night. A true FAG lifestyle.”