Oskar

An evil demon god who wants to make the human centipede with 7 billion people. Has a big dick, small balls doe

Donald Trump: Omg it's oskar, better run before he centipedes us
ISIS: We shall become centipede to rule all of iraq with our intense anal workouts
Some dude walking by: Nice balls oskar!

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këju

këju is someone that is too përrik. Too intelligent and very very strong. He is too good in football, especially in the rightback position.

-That guy is a këju.
-Yeah right , not like a gege.
-Yeah, gege is shit at everything.

Click

a word sometimes used to describe the number of beats per minute (bpm) in a piece of music/song.


it refers to the "clicks" of a metronome

You play that at 60 bpm? I got it up to speed at 128 clicks.

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Runaway

Fag from numerous websites likes it up the wrong un im told.

Runaway is a total fag.

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hymen insurance

self explanitory: Insurance for one's cherry. (althought it may be purchased by men)

Make sure you get those special insurance forms in

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bisectional

Being in two sections of the band. Implies the being at least somewhat of a band geek.
Does not apply to playing two types of sax, or two types of lower brass or two types of upper brass (except French horns)
Often used in reference to double reed players who cannot march with a double reed, so use their original instrument for marching band.

I'm bisectional, I play flute and oboe, in band.

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band geek

Person who:
1. plays one or more musical instruments well (see bisectional)
2. eats, lives, sleeps in bandroom
3. considers band the most important class of day and frequently skips other classes to go to it
4. Has CPS (chronic playing syndrome) but does not suffer, rather enjoys every minute
5. Dates exclusivly band (or other musical: e.g. chorus) people
6. Understands band jokes
7. 99% chance of a horribly peverted mind
8. Worships band director/ drum major as god/jesus
9. Is in marching band and loves it more than life itself
10. has seen a lot of the other people in band and guard
11. IS INCREDIBLY AWESOME/COOL!

I am a band geek. I play in 3 ensembles I'm bisectional.

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