triple jump

Bowser's Up air when performed after expending his double jump. The animation performed looks like a third jump of sorts and can be used to punish noobs who try to jump over Bowser. After a successful triple jump, Bowser lands and taunts.

Look at this Jiggly try to recover over my head. I'm gonna get that stupid puff ball. Jump, (predict double jump), jump, triple jump (death). fast fall, l-cancel. taunt.

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whoomp

Bowser's forward tilt. He extends his manly fist forward and denies recoveries like its his job. Once you hear the Whoomp, you know you have no chance.

Look at this falcon trying to recover. Mwuahahahah. Whoomp, whoomp, whoomp.

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ha-cha

Peach's side-b. With a great thrust of energy, Peach thrusts her butt at you and shouts ha-cha! Getting hit by this move is somewhat embarrassing and mildly erotic.

Ganondorf: I can't believe that ha-cha just hit me. I'm going to roadhouse her and send her cute little butt flying.

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GITHGOM

Acronym: Give It To Her Good, Old Man

Often said from one male friend to another to communicate well wishes with an attractive female. Very effective as a one word text message. Can also be used to convey success with a female after the fact.

Oh you're going out with Rebecca tonight? GITHGOM.

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Bonaire

A stand alone word used to convey an overt sexual, awesome feeling. Best applied as a one word sentence mixed in with standard conversation.

I went to the store today with Laura. We got lots of groceries. Bonaire. We even got some ice cream.

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biddup

The noise made by Samus's bombs.

There's no way she can recover from that.
*Biddup, biddup*
(recovers)
Wow

perfexation

the ultimate complete flawless relaxation of never having to work again

Puerto Rican is one week away from perfexation. His last day is next friday.