Michaela

A girl who is way too self-absorbed to notice anything going on around her, or care about other people. She is kind of a slut, but no one wants her skanky ass anyway. She also is way too ugly to be treating people the way she does. If you know her, watch your back, she is not to be trusted (especially if she is a gemini)! She may seem nice (at first) but she is the worst kind of person that you could have in your life. She is a toxic person, a horrendous romantic partner, and a complete bitch. She may say she loves everybody, but she's a complete bully. She is also a terrible friend and she makes everyone around her feel awful. P.S. she smells bad and her lips are always ashy.

Person 1: Oh God! Is that that heathen, Michaela?

Person 2: (trying not to breathe) I think so. I can smell her stank ass from here. She needs to take a shower!

Person 3: Are you guys talking about Michaela?

Person 1&2: Yup...

Person 1: Although... we really shouldn't be. We all know how much she loves attention.

Person 3: Yup! She is the worst... (under breath) with her ashy ass elbows.

Person 2: (laughing) Damn. That bitch needs soap, lotion, and Jesus.

Person 3: Don't forget chapstick! With her crusty, dusty, musty, always acting like she is the shit head ass.

Person 1: God Bless!

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