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Jacob

A Jacob is, near the beginning of meeting new people, a little shy. Once a Jacob gets to know you, they become a little bit more comfortable. Jacobs are handsome, nice, smart, and great in bed! They like to makes jokes with their friends and love to socialize with them. Sometimes, a Jacob might have a crush but won’t say anything about it. Jacobs normally feel better if the female admits to liking said Jacob. It’s more likely to be in a relationship with a Jacob if you were the one that said how you feel to the Jacob. One special characteristic of a Jacob is that they always have huge penis’. Jacobs should never be put with a Nicholas, they might be friends but expect them to argue a lot.

Jacob: *thinks* (oh man I really like that girl over there)

Girl: *thinks* (oh man I really like that Jacob over there) hey Jacob...

Jacob: yeah?

Girl: wanna go out?

Jacob: yeah! Sure!

by GodOfDefinitions420 March 15, 2019

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