mightymouse

smart ass, uptight bitch with a cunt as tighter than a benni's bum

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

doing the dash

To go really fast.

" I was doing the dash in this car I just bought. "
" I seen him coming so I did the dash on him."