moob

The male term for boob. (see also noob)

Jared showed me one of his moobs yesterday, but he's saving the other for marriage.

Now that's a nice moob you got there Harold.

noob

The non-binary/enby term for boob. (see also, moob)

That's a nice noob you got there, can I see the other?

They've got some good noobs.