noob

The non-binary/enby term for boob. (see also, moob)

That's a nice noob you got there, can I see the other?

They've got some good noobs.

moob

The male term for boob. (see also noob)

Jared showed me one of his moobs yesterday, but he's saving the other for marriage.

Now that's a nice moob you got there Harold.