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August 30

My birthday and Someone else’s birthday who is amazing and perfect in each and every way. Except for me, I’m an exception. But your not.

“When’s your birthday?”
“August 30th.”

“Holy shit you must be perfect.”

by GoddessofDeath October 28, 2019

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High School

Where you spend 4 years of your life.
Freshman- Your first year there
Sophomore- Your second year there
Junior- The third year there
Senior- Your final year there

Also unlike a normal person, I actually enjoy High School.

Incoming Freshmen: “Ugh.. tomorrow is my first day at High School. It’s gonna suck!”

Incoming Junior: “Nah, it’s a bit okay.. besides, Freshman year is the easiest year. Junior year is the worst year. You have to start applying to colleges..”

by GoddessofDeath December 3, 2019

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Team Trees

An organization that tried to plant 20mil trees before 2020, an succeeded on December 19th, 2019.

Kid 1: “Yo Brian! Did you hear yesterday Mr. Beast succeeded to plant 20mil trees?”

Kid2: “Yo that’s lit dude!!”

Kid1: “I know, right?”

Kid2: “But Team Trees is still accepting donations, so when my granny gives me a hundred bucks, I’m going to donate a hundred more bucks for them.”

by GoddessofDeath December 19, 2019

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Gay

A word that used to be known for happy, but now is for a homosexual. A gay person likes the same gender as themselves, and they are accepted no matter what. A gay person is part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Guy 1: Hey dude, I wanted to tell you that I like you

Guy 2: Oh, well you know I’m straight so I’m sorry, but I do support you in liking dudes Guy 1! I hope you someday find the special someone..

Girl 1: Aww.. guy supporting guy even though he just confessed... and no homophobia, HOW CUTE!

Author: But seriously, love whoever no matter your sexuality. But please, don’t hate on someone because of who they love gay, lesbian, and straight.

by GoddessofDeath February 5, 2020