The Waldo

When a man or woman splits their hair down the center of their heads, creating an unattractive hair triangle on their foreheads between their eyebrows with their bangs. This is further made unappealing if the bangs are long enough to tuck behind each ear, slicking down any chance of loose hairs softening the Waldo.

Muffi: "Sweetie, I love that you have long hair, but can't you comb it back or to the side?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"

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fag caesar

The annoying male hairstyle of combing short hair from the back of the head towards the front and sides of face. Often times it curls just a little when it reaches bare skin. Contrary to the term "fag", most respectable gay males would never sport this style, except in movies produced by straight male directors stereotyping the look of gay men. If George Clooney wasn't able to pull it off, nobody can.

"I used to think Bob was hot, but now he's got that fag caesar thing going with his hair. I'd sooner blow a hamster."

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retrouvailles

the feeling one gets after reuniting after a long time; often used in love, such as long-distance relationships

"We met for coffee for the first time in months, and I can't describe the retrouvailles"

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