James

James. *sigh* The third official gender. Male, Female, and.... James. It’s disgusting. Honestly i feel bad for all the James out there.

Every day, messing up, and coming home just thinking to themselves: “why am I such a James?”

Ex #1:

James: *breathes*

Person: God, why do you have to be such a JAMES?

Ex #2:

Person: James used to text me at night and I would get scared...

James: why didn’t you tell me to stop then?

Person: That’s because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings... That was before I realized you were such a JAMES.

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