marlon

thinks he’s cute but is actually ugly and named after a fish

marlon: bitch i’m a god

me: nah you’re named after a fish
marlon: what

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Tik tok skater

A Tik Tok skater probably doesn’t know any tricks. They also likely wear strictly checkered vans and listen to Clairo. Tik tok skaters ride long boards more often then boards for tricks. Tik tok skater boys are a different breed. Tik tok skaters make all the girls 🤰

Me: oh I didn’t know he skated?!
You: nah he’s a tik tok skater

Me: ohhhh so no tricks?
You: nah