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When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.
Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.
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When you have sex with a woman on her period while wearing a 1920's pilot's hat.
It was her time of the month so I offered to fly like The Red Baron.
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When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.
I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.
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