Elbow Dick

The condition in which a penis is bent so terribly bad that it resembles the shape of an elbow. At which point it is conveniently used to fuck objects around corners, at random angles and frequently to tap people on the opposite shoulder so they look the other way and no one is really there.

Example 1: "I nailed that bitch from under the bed with my elbow dick son."

Example 2: "I fuck a bitch sideways with my elbow diiiick."

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Peach Goggles

The act of placing the nut sack over a sleeping victims eyes as though they were wearing goggles.

Person 1: "Dude, Tommy is sleeping!"

Person 2:" Hahaha dude lets give that fag peach goggles and draw dicks on his face."

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