crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...

Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"

Polny

Adj. Gritty, gross, rusty
N. Modernized guillotine

v. To do something gross or despicable

Variations:
To do polnyly

polnies

Adj. It was a very polny old bike tied to the post on the road
N. Sarah and Jenny got into a huge fight. Basically Jenny stole Sarah's ex- boyfriend, Jake. Obviously this is wrong and breaks #girlcode so Sarah was mad and arranged for Jenny's polny excecution.

V. The creation of men was a polny act and disaster