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Blue Cheer

An actual type or brand of LSD. Used widely at Woodstock, there was more than a few types of Acid present, at one batch was quickly identified as chemically dangerous, and warnings issued over the sound system against its use. Other monikers of the era included Purple Haze, Orange Sunshine and Clear Light. Groovy, man. Peace. This type of acid appeared before the advent of the fabulous band of that era with the same name: Blue Cheer. Coincidence? Not a chance.

Right on, we're headed to Yasgar's farm to Woodstock, with 1000's of hits of Blue Cheer. I'll be cruising above ground level, and making money for three days....

by Gojai August 31, 2017


Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 30, 2017


A Tail

Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.

Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!

by Gojai September 21, 2017

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Mummy

As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.

Never again, she is a mummy in bed.

I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex

by Gojai August 23, 2017


Sequel

Having sex multiple times in one night with the same or different partners. Also, having multiple orgasms.

Wow, the sequel was far better than the original with her.
My girl always has sequels

by Gojai August 23, 2017

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Chicken soup

When preparing for surgery or colonoscopy, the final product left in the toilet in the process of clearing the bowels; a yellowish broth-like and liquid bowel movement.

The doctor asked the nature of my last bowel movement prior to the procedure; I told her I had chicken soup.

by Gojai August 23, 2017

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Lickety-split

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.

Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

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