Jarrett

Probably the best ginger to get drunk with and make food. Probably either has the same size wiener as you but it might be bigger. Has a thing for Red man chew and loves vodka. Won’t ever backstab you and loves to hangout whenever he can.

Damn dude you’re the best at making drunk food. You’re a god damn Jarrett.

Markus

Good friend. Nice pecker. Can be a great dude but lies too much.

That kid just flopped his dick on the table. What a Markus!

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Cathedral Prep

Where do I start? Drug tests, hood rats driving down the class GPA, no cancellations, iPads with everything blocked, etc...
Why wouldn’t you wanna go here? We have a 100% college acceptance rate because Gannon is butt buddies with us.

Oh and by the way, the sports are corrupt. Playing time is granted based on how much money your daddy can pay unless you’re a super star!

Don’t go to Cathedral Prep!

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