kobold

A humanoid reptilian creature in the fantasy game Dungeons and Dragons. Kobolds are distantly related to dragons and are very short, as a result they have small man syndrome. Being evil and industrious creatures they work together to conquer and steal or to serve a greater evil master. However, their poor intelligence often means their efforts are ill fated and frequently ends in their many deaths.

Druid: "You hear those footsteps? Here comes another kobold, get ready for a short fight."

Rogue: "No need, I set a trap in that hallway."

Kobold: "AAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!"

Druid: "Nice."

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