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Jake Benson

The Angle Of Deaths Little Bro

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of Jake Benson. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And Jake Benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when Jake Benson lay's my vengeance upon you!

by Goldenboy8678 April 30, 2013


Sprintermittent

Sprinting intermittently

Joe: My controller is sprintermittent and only sprints some of the times (Joe is very sad)

by Goldenboy8678 July 18, 2017


Jamied

To kill, murder and mutilate a joke in a creepy stalker kind of way.

Jake is telling the group a joke he heard at the weekend when our fearless hero decides to but in with his own take on the joke. what follows is truly disturbing and will cause people to vomit on their own shoes. the group (and their vomit covered shoes) just got jamied.

by Goldenboy8678 April 29, 2013

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