1. A punching bag for water bottles.
2. A five-year-old girl masquerading as a sixteen-year-old boy from Canada.
Water bottle: Man, I really wanna beat something up.
Other water bottle: Look! It's Justin Bieber! Get him!
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*Baby playing in background*
Me: Shut that crap up! I don't need to hear a five-year-old's shrilly voice!
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