Emergency Spliff

An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.

Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now

Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!

Dude: Fuck yes

Ålø

"Ålø" is a way of saying "fuck yeah" in Norwegian. It can also be used as a response to almost anything, though often used sarcastically. The word is very commonly used amongst norwegian teenagers.

The word first snuck its way into the norwegian language by being used by immigrants who made their own mixture of norwegian and their native language; the words origin is therefore shrouded in mystery.

1:
Dude: Hey man! The pizza we ordered just arrived!
Bro: Ålø

2:

Dude: Ålø, check out that booty over there!
Bro: Damn, thats a fine piece of ass

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