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When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard, cream cheese comes out of her tits
Claire: Yash gave me a B-11 last night, it was insane. I was able to put the cream cheese on my toast the next morning, too.
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V. When a person dips his penis in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. Christmas music must be played.
Josh- gosh darn, I sure am hot!
Emily- how about a frosty handjive? I'll get the icy hot
Josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!
How to get bitches on bitches on bitches - a singularity of bitches
Last night, I showed off how to transform Maxwell's equations to some hoes and I got a Dirac Delta Function of them