The only game in the world with more hours of porn watched than hours played in game.
Guy 1: He's playing Overwatch again
Guy 2: You sure it's not porn?
Guy: No idea
Canada's to-do list during WW1
The true story of how the Geneva convention was made is they found a to-do list in a Canadian solder's pocket
Spy: This is a bucket
Soldier: Dear god..
Spy: There's more
Soldier: Noo..