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An individual who will always smell like a seamen covered sock, like the ones used after masturbating
âshut up chris you socky jock motherfuckerâ
Gonk is a word used to describe a state of mind and being. Originating from the depths of gods mind pool itself the Gonk has been transferred into the "Gonk droids" The droids due to their higher mind set simply walk the many planets in the place of mobile batteries, their internal thoughts being unlocked by fellow Gonk droids.
"hey bro you heard about the *Gonk*?"
"nah that sounds dumb anyway"
"drown yourself"
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The feeling that you have to act as this incredible person to you're friends and that you always want to go out and do things, but in actuality its just the image they have painted of you . They expect when you're not with them you're still out late drinking, partying and trying to get laid, but you're actually just trying you're best to live day to day and someone they wouldn't know.
"Hey did you hear about jerry"
"No what?"
"He's not like us at all"
"He's being giving us Fantastic Mr Fox Syndrome?"
"Yep"
"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.
2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance