Cock-priest

One who's actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses' wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.

Jesse: Man, can Ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?

Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!

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Gonztastic

Adj. - 1.)Describes that which is more awesome than the sum of its awesome parts. 2.)Describes something which is both "Gonzo" and "fantastic".

Mitch Hedberg's humor was so ahead of its time, it was Gonztastic!