Water Snicker

When one defecates while in a full bath tub and it floats to the top, the object then becomes a Water Snicker.

I was giving my kid a bath when he decided to launch a few water snickers.

Kentucky Plug

A sexual act that involves a male inserting his thumb deeply into the genetalia of a female. This maneuver can be done while the female is on her period to maintain authenticity to the incident it was named after.

"My husband and I were getting frisky yesterday. He was sad when I told him that I was on my period but soon got excited once more when I offered for him to give me the good Ol Kentucky Plug."