Jersey Worthy

As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.

Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.

Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.

Bag Slide

The art of accumulating all of the remaining chip crumbs in the corner of the chip bag and then angling the bag so that the crumbs slide effortlessly into your mouth.

Damn, there are a ton of crumbs left. I need to bag slide this shit.

Sunday Worst

Opposite of Sunday best. Due to excessive drinking the Saturday night before, you look like and feel like total shit while attending church on Sunday.

Dude, did you go out drinking last night? You have your Sunday worst on.