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shitocalypse

When one shit ain't enough, you got a shitocalypse. The biggest shit of your life and maybe even diarrhea.

Man 1: Man, I couldn't leave the bathroom
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka
Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse

by GoodMan95 January 14, 2018


oh fuck it

When you can not decide what to do for a long time until you don't care.

What jeans to wear?

The torn ones or the black ones or the brown ones or the red ones?
Oh fuck it, just the blue ones.

by GoodMan95 January 13, 2016

10👍 3👎