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The act of mounting your significant other on a wall, restraining their limbs with HDMI cables and ramming a smoldering hot stick repeatedly into their anus and/or vagina while screaming random bullshit (also known as "the Fire TV Stick").
"i gave my wife the gary busey and now she gets all the channels
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The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
The rare occurance of black "people" turning white.
Doctor: "I have terrible news, Mrs. Shyqueesha. Your child has been diagnosed with Reverse Micheal Jackson Syndrome.
Shyqueesha: "yo vro, da fuck is dat noize?"
Doctor: "well... lets just say, he will never steal again.
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A miniscule, useless chunk of land control by the fat, autistic, pig-boy from the disney movie, UP. It consist of no food, ghoulish slave-people and piggy MCgee from UP.
By the time donald trump is finished with North Korea, there will be a giant lake between china and south korea which will be used as trump's private yacht club.
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1. When your schlong is drenched in a thick, oily sludge (also known as "dick cheese") as a result of poor penal hygene.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
1. "I have not showered in a while, so now i have a cheesy schlong."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
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when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).
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