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Sober to all alcohol apart from Whisky aka California Sober but without the weed.
Iâm only drinking Jack Daniels at the moment as Iâm Tennessee Sober
On particularly cold days, in the absence of having genuine thermal clothing to wear, the act of tucking your t-shirt into your underpants under all of your other layers of clothes, to add some thermal protection against the weather is known as wearing your âLincolnshire Thermalsâ.
Itâs was minus-5 this morning, so I had to put on my Lincolnshire Thermalsâ
Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities theyâll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
âI got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharonâs house for a Hot Lunch.â
1) The name of a super full moon that occurs during the month of November, supposedly named as such because beavers are particularly active at that time of year as they prepare for the winter months ahead.
2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.
Susan was so keen to moon the Google Street View Car that she bent over too far and gave them a Beaver Super Moon instead.
The name of a Alice/Morpheus themed âstrip clubâ on an industrial estate in the outskirts of a low-level town.
Had waaaay to many beers last night and ended up in the Slippery Rabbit Hole getting a lap dance from a stripper with a huge Adamâs Apple called aMANda!
The extra secret inch of cock that is hidden when you donât do the appropriate manscaping.
âIâve been manscaping before my date with Janice so I gain a bush inchâ