Lazer

It's just the Lazer way. Give it a squeeze, let it sink in said mom.

Learn to plow by feeling the moist earth, it's a Lazer quality.

Alps

When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.

ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS