Doug And Skeeter

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

Raw Emotion

When the thought of unprotected sex makes a grown man show emotion. The late ol' dirty bastard of the wu-tang clan recorded this iconic chorus;
Ooh, baby, I like it raw
Yeah baby, I like it raw
Ooh, baby, I like it raw
Yeah baby, I like it raw

Bob: "When Selma Pulled The Rubber off my dick a single tear came out my face that was raw emotion"

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Tranny Trick

When a bitch says "how about a blow job?" you say "sure why not!" And she pulls out her dick.

9 out of 10 plenty of fish dot coms marriages started with a tranny trick.

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Phone Check

black man outside microphone check, black man inside phone check. why? you gotta spit hot 16 to somebody, we is only human.

mic check, microphone check, phone check.Is this Thing on? Hello is anyone hearing this? hello mama? mama!!!

fed kick

when your county jail is full the federal government starts to release non violent inmates to make room for new bodies. The term Fed Kick was popularized in Riverside California, many other counties simply call them early releases.

A. Where that New Wood Go?
B. Kicked Em.
A. Damn Every one getting a fed kick but us.

SPARKLERS

A MATCHING SET OF single-action trigger pull REVOLVERS . A GUN RAPPER WILL INCORPORATE THE SLANG TERMS SPARKS AND SPARKLERS INTO A BATTLE VERSE FOR ITS EASILY ADAPTIVE METAPHORIC WORDPLAY. . "LETTING SPARKS FLY LIKE LOVE AT FIRST SITE" or " "HIT YO SPOT AT NIGHT, LOOK LIKE IM WAVING ROMAN CANDLES !" :0
- DAYUM, he sparkling niggas

THIS HOUSE PARTY LOOKS DANGEROUS LETS BOUNCE. FOO YOU TRIPPIN. THIS IS MY NEPHEW BIRTHDAY PARTY AINT NO GUNS INVOLVED, ONLY SPARKLERS YOU GON SEE IS FIREWORKS.

whats her name

"Whats her name?" or just "Name?" for short. Is the question asked under every porn video on the internet. The question we ask ourselves is this " is this guys fap so good he cant read the title"?. In society knowing a girls name is only important to her, A man doesn't need this information to survive. But in porn-life her name is truly everything and without it, a fap will end in disappointment if it ever ends at all.

Damn That Ass Is Ripe......NAME?

WHATS HER NAME?

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