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Aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.
Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
Tim: Yes
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A goon ninja. Individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. Usually, highly skilled at making long ârun onâ sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audienceâs attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
Terry enters the room
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: Itâs a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now thatâs a goonja.
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A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
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A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
A very gooned out dream. A dream where you awake with it fresh in your mind, stunned. The dream involves a creative environment where you feel threatened, curious, and extremely self-aware. Many obstacles throughout a goonream will reflect past life experiences with a distorted depiction. The individuals you interact with are people you know in real life, perhaps acquaintances you've lost contact with.
Me: Wow I just had the craziest dream. So intense, I felt like I learned something from it.
Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.
Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.
A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.
Brent: I donât know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
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That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.
After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
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