dick juice

liquid from your fucking dick. piss semen u fuckin' name it sport

man i gotta piss. im gonna go behind this dumpster and unload some dick juice

right before i came i shot my dick juice all over that skanks ugly face

tell dick juice he needs to give chelsey more hours at work before i skull drag his wife

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chirpsinator

1) Male species: A chirpsinator refers to someone who is 'smoove like crackerbread'. This breed of the male species will woo a lady with a charming turn of phrase, bed her and move onto the next vunerable target.
2) Inanimate object: Chirpsinator replaces the formerly popular schweps. Once the name of an object has escaped one's brain (generally said person's swede is decaying due to vodka consumption) chirpsinator might be employed. Please note chirpsinator is used in the vast majority for the remote/tweezers.

Chirpsinator: This ain't gonna suck itself
Retort: Get your mum or chirps it then.

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