Goose Bomb

A violent fart that lingers in the air for at least 5 minutes. Potent stench that flees into the air and stuns ones nostrils to the point of absolute extermination.

When Hulk Hogan body-slammed Andre the Giant, the fart that preceded to come out of the giant's rectum was forever known as the first Goose Bomb.

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Boner Jones

A bad wingman who gets a clear boner in front of the girl of desire and sends her away in disgust. This guy is usually hated amongst the group for his literal "cock block".

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you get Casey's number?
Guy 2:No, thanks to Boner Jones over here she blew me off!

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