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Russian Camping

A term utilised to describe the act of going camping with friends (or solo) and bringing nothing but yourself, a bottle of spirit each, usually vodka, and the clothes on your back. To successfully camp Russian style, one must consume the entire bottle of vodka before sleep, thus being so drunk that sleeping on the bare ground is now quite comfortable and the cold night air will not affect ones core temperature.

Fenton: Hey Yuri! where the hell is the tent and sleeping bags?!
Yuri: Fear not Fenton

*swigs grey goose*

We are Russian camping tonight.

by GooseTheGus May 28, 2020