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A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!
A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.
I need to clean out this mudvent. My farts feel like Iâm shitting myself.
Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in oneâs ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.
Dude Iâve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.
Method of dance where the female drops her ass as close to the floor as possible while still on her feet, then quickly bounces up and repeats the move until itâs time to go fuck some random guy in a club bathroom stall.
Sheâs so good at that Sybian dance, It almost looks like she has the sex device here at the night club.
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Latin for stuffing a penis in a chicks ass.
My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because itâs proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but thatâs neither here nor there.
A safe and quiet place for a man to rub one out, jerk off, beat the bishop, stroke the salami, wax the knob, or any other euphemism for the act of masturbation.
When Iâm horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.
The clenching of oneâs anus in order to keep from shitting oneself.
I thought I was about to fart but at the last second I had to sqwinch to keep from shitting my pants.
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