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Everybody in my company is a WAFr, always talking about peoples pronouns.
A disease thatâs transmitted from mouth to penis.
I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it wonât stop itching.
A small piece of shit that wonât come out of your ass when you push, but it is the tip of a larger chunk stuck in your rectum. It closely resembles its rocky cousin, the outcropping.
I canât push out this outplopping without having an aneurysm. Eventually it will come out, but not today.
When you think that long hot fart that couldnât be held is definitely diarrhea, but it turns out to be nothing of the sort, you have a misdiarrhosis.
I couldnât believe that I didnât shit myself but it was only a big fart vs. hot diarrhea. I made a misdiarrhosis.
When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they wonât easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.
My siamese dick is back today. Itâs 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.
A porn movie that could have been made about women getting pounded by a black dude with a horse dick.
I watched Blacksnake Moan and felt really substandard.