raging sider

A side pony tail.worn by jocks,dalkey girls and mounties.

OMG! That raging sider is totally ragorific!

5👍 3👎

HIVy

the official mascot of the AIDS virus. "HIVy" is an HIV-positive blood drop that teaches children, in an fun and informative manner, the dangers of the AIDS virus and how to prevent it from entering your body.

"watch where you're crammin your privates!" - HIVy

285👍 85👎

Duke of Sussex

A man’s cock.

And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…

Baby Stick

yet another euphemism for the penis.

I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.

27👍 11👎

spamela

a derogatory nickname for a fat blonde girl
spam = fat
pamela = blonde

Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel

19👍 7👎

fisticuffs

the hottest rapper since 50 cent. he got shot 9 times in his ear. that's what makes his lyrics so hardcore.

"i can't hear nothin outta my left headphone! turn my headphones up!!! turn them shits up nigga!!!" - Fisticuff's tightest lyrics

428👍 448👎

Miur

An exotic pet with a very short temper. Has a severe case of dyslexia and lives under the dilusion that it can teach math. Is usually kept in a zoo if one is released into the wild it can be extremely dangerous.

I replaced my guard dogs with Miurs